Another eventful seven days with plenty more action both on and off the court/ice/field. Let’s dive straight into the best pictures and stories of the week because I have a pub crawl to get prepared for this afternoon:
1) I suppose we should start with the Buffalo Bills latest venture across the border to play in Canada. I think it’s fair to say the game was yet another disaster for the Bills, Rogers and Toronto’s chances of getting their own NFL in the future. (A paying crowd of 40,000, with only 35,000 turning up, just isn’t good enough.)
In fact, you know it’s bad when the highlight of the whole event was the halftime performance of “Gangnam Style”:
2) Spare a thought for the long suffering Bills fans, who, after being destroyed 50-17 by the Seattle Seahawks, officially saw their team miss the playoffs for the thirteenth straight season. In many ways, the fans deserve our respect for their undying loyalty and optimism. However, this guy might be pushing his luck:
3) While we’re talking about teams from New York, it seems like the perfect excuse to check in on the New York Jets and Mark Sanchez.
Unfortunately for Sanchez, after the 14-10 defeat in Tennessee, he finally lost his starting job to Greg McElroy. The following picture may offer some clue as to how it came to this:
Don’t worry Mark. At least you’re still dating the stunning Eva Longoria………..WHAT? He lost her as well?! Bad times my friend, bad times.
4) Closer to home, there has at least been some good new on the Toronto sports scene: the Raptors won four straight games for the first time in two years!
However, not everyone on the team has been reaping the benefits of this recent upturn in fortune. Landry Fields, for example, had his manhood questioned by some brave person on Twitter.
Fields managed to rise above the jibe with his answer. However, I would have been severely tempted to just respond by sending this photo of his girlfriend:
I think we can safely say that’s one present that will be getting unwrapped well before Christmas day.
5) I admire Lebron James as much as the next person. He finally proved last season that he can handle the pressure of crunch-time and is now looking to cement his place as one of the greatest players in the history of the game.
What makes Lebron stand out is his ability to excel at any position on the court. However, I’m not sure this is want they mean when he’s referred to as the best all around player in the NBA:
6) Sticking with the Heat, what bugs me most about Lebron’s continued ascent to legendary status is that a certain Chris Bosh will get to grab his coat tails and go along for the ride. Who knows how many undeserved rings Bosh will end up with now? And yes, I AM bitter!
Anyway, in an entirely unrelated matter, here’s a picture I found of an NBA player and a Hollywood actor:
7) Perhaps more closely connected to the Heat than I’d care to admit, the Blue Jays continued to build their super-squad by trading for veteran knuckleball sensation R.A. Dickey.
Suffice it to say, there had to be someone out there who decided to take an immature approach to ‘analysing’ this latest addition:
Admittedly, I’m just annoyed because I didn’t think of it first.
8 ) And finally, as the NHL continues to play the part of’ ‘Scrooge’, people are more worried than ever, especially after Bettman cancelled more regular season games, this time through to January 14th. Indeed, there are concerns about the long-term ramifications if the season does eventually get cancelled.
It could even lead to future Christmases where Grandpa puts little Johnny on his knee and tells him the story about “a wonderful magical place that existed many years ago, that used to bring joy and happiness to millions of Canadians”:
Anyway, sod the NHL! Just enjoy your weekend and if you’re going to any Christmas parties, be safe!
- By paul.taylor
- December 21, 2012
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