Leafs: Dion Phaneuf marries Elisha Cuthbert
The sports and entertainment worlds (sort of) collided together yesterday for the wedding of the year, as Dion Phaneuf married his girlfriend, Elisha Cuthbert*. When the Leafs captain proposed to the actress last year, we wrote about the positives and negatives of their impending nuptials, but either way, we give kudos for it not being one of those long drawn-out engagements.
* Mikhail Grabovski must be pissed. Not only do the Leafs buy him out, but his former teammate steals the thunder from his own wedding.
The couple tied the knot at St. James Catholic Church in Summerfield, PEI, where Phaneuf’s parents are from. Teammates Phil Kessel and Tyler Bozak were reportedly in attendance, but no word on if Sean Avery was invited.
Here’s a few photos from the wedding, just in case any of you care:
1) DION’S ARRIVAL
Here’s Phaneuf arriving for the wedding. You can tell it must be a happy occasion, because he’s almost smiling. Which is more than can be said for the kid, who looks like he just got some bad news. Shit! I hope the Knicks haven’t decided to call off their trade for Andre Bargnani?!
2) ELISHA’S ARRIVAL
This was the moment when the male population finally had to accept the wedding was in fact going ahead, with Cuthbert arriving at the church in a black convertible.
3) THEY’RE MARRIED
And just in case there were any guys out there who were still convinced they had a chance with Cuthbert, here’s the happy couple leaving the church after getting married.
4) LET ME REPEAT THAT: THEY’RE MARRIED
Seriously, give it up! It’s over! Can’t you see how happy Cuthbert is? What’s Phaneuf’s is now hers. And not a moment too soon, what with the ‘comedy’ series Happy Endings recently being cancelled.
5) HEADING TO THE RECEPTION
Call it skewed priorities, but my biggest concern of the day was if everyone’s favourite big lug would be able to fit in the car. Fortunately, Phaneuf managed to get in, hence the excitement emanating from the crowd. At least I assume that’s why they’re cheering.
6) THE STALKERS VIEW
It looks like the person taking this picture forgot to use the zoom option. Mind you, even if they did, the view would have been partially blocked anyway. (Hey, hey, HEY! Behave yourself. I’m referring to the car parked in front of the entrance to the church.)
7) THE MEDIA
Talking of pictures, as you’d expect, members of the media were in attendance (as opposed to invited) to cover the wedding. Sara Orlesky and Barry Davis weren’t there, so I’m assuming TSN and Sportsnet didn’t provide round-the-clock coverage of the day’s events.
Afterwards, the reception took place at a nearby large waterfront estate which is owned by Phaneuf. (Dion, please tell me you at least got Cuthbert to sign a prenup?) One guest confirmed there were fireworks while everyone was eating and food trucks at midnight, courtesy of the in-laws. Something tells me the newly married couple likely pitched in for this.
Congratulation Mr and Mrs Phaneuf. Despite Blue Toro often taking a more light-hearted look at anything related to the Toronto sports scene, we genuinely wish you both all the best. (Or at less as genuinely as we can do, considering we’ve never met either one of you.)
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- By English Paul
- July 7, 2013
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